Tonight I really pissed off Christophe. There was some kind fly in the house, but it moved very slowly. I climbed onto the table next to the couch and waited for it to move so I could kill it. Finally, it landed on the lamp shade. I tried to smack it, but only knocked the lamp over, which blew out when it landed on the couch.
He scrambled across the room to see if I had broken it. Unfortunately, I'd only pulled the plug out of the wall. Next time I'll aim it for the glass coffee table.
That will teach Christophe to waste all his time on the internet.